Oh My God!!

2006-02-25T03:01:00.000-08:00

OMFG!! Pamela Anderson is suuuuch a Mother Fucking MoFo, She's just stopped my shipment of Dodo skin shoes coming from Wandatica! People, I'm not happy, not only did I spend glorious amounts of money that I aqquired through the Hooker-For-Celebs thing, but I tracked down the last living DODO!! Yes, everyone thought and still thinks that dodo's are extinct, they weren't.....THEY ARE NOW!! And for what? The shoes were beautiful, but PETA's bitch has put a stop to me ever getting them, I bet you the bitch is wearing them right now, well i hope she slips and breaks her neck, dodo skin is renound for being slippery on all surfaces, I was going to use them to slide from one place to another with ease and style, now what? I HAVE TO FUCKING WALK!! Smooches Sparkle The Pissed Off xxx

2006-02-21T14:55:00.000-08:00

I've just been talking to the Twinkleboi, the bitch wants me to appear on an episode of his podcast, I point blank refused.....well, until he offered me money and then I said YES YES YES, I wanted to do one with his HOT boyfriend Leo, but Twinkleboi had an feeling I would just end up giving him head, I mean how could i refuse?! ANNNNNYWAAYYYSSS So, I'm doing this podcast sometime this week, dunno when, don't really care but It'll be worth the cash. Smooches Sparkle

2006-02-18T13:37:00.000-08:00

Colin Farrell thinks that the sex tape that made its way on to the internet is bad, and he's sueing people left, right and center but he's more angry because... 1. It shows him eating pussy (YUCK!) 2. It's not Gay and 3. It's not the version me and him made together Yes people, pick your gaping, shocked jaws of the floor because you heard it here...there is another sex tape, starring myself and the Farrell!! So what's it like I here you ask...well, it's filthy and also shows another side of Farrell that will shock people all over the world...and turn others on(sickos!). Ladies and Gentlemen, Colin Farrell has a Scat Fetish, yes that's right, on the video you can plainly see Colin begging for me to poop on him, i was like no no no, but he kept on begging and...well, i did need to go poop so i thought i'd kill two bird with one turd and release my bowels onto Colon Foul, he loved it....i did not, i was like... "Colon...look at the sheets" "They'll be ok loike!" "COLON...these are egyiptian cotton from the Pyramids of ZsaZsaGaboristan" "Oh dear loike!" "I need to go now" "But Sparkleboi loike" "COLON BOWEL....you are beautiful...but you are into poop, and i have the whole messy thang on video [dvd, i have one of those expensive cameras of course]" "Don't tell the media loike" "COLOOSE BOWELS, i won't tell a soul...unless the price is right" "You Bastard loike" "Goodbye Colonic Irigation" So....there y'all go smooches from the USA sparkleboi